Great New Natural Cure For Baldness, From Cows No Less!

You may not believe this. But have you ever seen a bald cow? Certainly not unless diseased. Now we have an account from a barber in Columbia who has found the solution for hair re-growth. The facts of how well it succeeds is yet to be determined but he and over two hundred of his customers are willing to attest to it.

As most know already, cows are a wonder of nature. Think of it. How many children have highly benefited from her milk and some, like my own case, might not have survived had it not been for cow's milk. Not only that, they furnish delectable steaks and roasts and have sustained many millions of people with protein. Egypt once worshipped her and many Hindus still revere her and will never harm her.

The Columbian barber, Ancizar Duque, has a cow named Simona. A very mild mannered, docile creature. She willingly participates in the procedure for the hair re-growth for only a small amount of feed. Ancizar charges $55.00 for a 12 session treatment which includes pay for the molasses and oats for Simona. He applies a little of the molasses on the customer's bald area and sprinkles oats on the syrup. Simona does the rest by licking the mixture off thoroughly. For those who are not familiar with cows anatomy, their tongue feels almost like sandpaper. It is rough like a rasp. Cats have a similar tongue only on a much smaller scale. According to barber Duque, the stimulating massage from the cows tongue invigorates the hair follicles and hair returns.

I am eager to see how many farmers now begin to hire out their cows for hair restoration purposes. Hey, if it works, go for it. It will be interesting to see if Ancizar Duque becomes a world wide hero. I'm remaining impartial, since I don't have a bald spot...yet. Maybe in another year or so.  



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» left by Gary W. Halsey Sr.

2 years 357 days ago.
51 fans.

Joel, how interesting is this, a cow?? Who would have thought of it, and I wonder how the owner thought of it? Did he just wake up one day, and say, "hum, wonder what would happen, if I spread molasses and oats on Mr. Smith's head, and let ole Bessie lick it off, and see what happens"?? Who would have ever thought of that, and why? Isn't that peculiar? Oh well, if it works, all the better for the bald person right? lol. I really enjoyed reading this article, and I was laughing, and I think I will also be impartial on this one also until I see some of his customers come out looking the Beatles!! Ha ha.......Well done, and enjoyable read, your fan and friend in pen, Gary 

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» left by Joel Hendon 2 years 357 days ago.
125 fans.

Hi Gary, thanks for reading and commenting. Yeah, I question the results. I only wrote it for a laugh. I just there are't too many bald headed fellows who come to it seriously and get angry about it. 

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» left by Gary W. Halsey Sr. 2 years 357 days ago.
51 fans.

I doubt anyone could get angry about it, it is funny, and it had me laughing my friend, keep up the great articles

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